Friday, June 1, 2007

strippahhhhh....pleeease





Welll Welll Wellllllll who's "the Captain" now Yankee Fans? Seriously Has this year not been any more better for Alejandro Rodriguez? You want bitches my man's bangin strippers, with a family at home!...you want numbers check out this line .292, 19 hr, 45 rbi, 45 runs...you want a closet little leaguer to show up in your clubhouse, take his 10 year 252 mil contract...you want cheesy Big Brothers of America commercials, done! you want purses, Im sure he's got some somewhere...you want highlighted bangs, he knows the salon that does it. I'm just waiting for this guy to start a New Wave band (tears for queers) with Omar Vizquel or somethin go on tour and just lay wood to women all day, screw the music. Where's the Captain? where's Mr. NY...you ask? well apparently Jeter and A-Rod broke up late last year, A rod couldn't get it up..errr goin in the Playoffs yet again not to mention having the worst defensive year of his life, and things have soured from there. This is obviously a call for help people, the man is spiraling into oblivion and his true love just stands there hovering behind him like the 3b SS combo they are. Alejandro...get ahold of yourself my friend or else we may just end up seeing you back on the Mariners...Fabulousssss
-db

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