Thursday, June 7, 2007

My Bad Muchachos!! Zambrano apologises




Aye Carumba peeps!! What the hell is happening to the Chicago Cubs, with great offseason signings in Soriano, Lilly, and Floyd not to mention a healthy Derrick Lee...who wouldn't have chosen the Cubs to at least look somewhat decent this year. Nobody predicted pennant because of their division, but come on this is just getting bad. Pitchers and catchers fighting? it's almost like Costner v. Robbins in Bull Durham. The pitcher catcher relationship is a strong one, seeing as everything revolves around them...your supposed to be buddies, like quarterbacks and lineman, not Mayweather and De La Hoya!
"It's all my fault", "I feel bad for that". Your damn right you do Zambrano...let me put it lightly, you just ripped off your balls and singlehandedly placed them in Michael Barretts hands esa, even tho it looks like you gave him a couple good overhands to the face, I saw something else. Zambrano is in a contract year and it really doesn't reflect good on the organization or you period (who would resign a blacksheep in the organization?), and now the man you slapped like a red headed step child is going to be calling the rest of your games in THIS contract year and I bet that makes him feel real powerful seeing as he knows the scouting reports on teams. On the other hand I thought this was actually pretty funny, and so did Piniella seeing as all the pressure was off him for the day on Zambrano for losing his cool and the game. "Go fight the other team if you have to, but amongst yourselves?" Piniella said. As for Barrett well he isn't exactly an angel himself, just ask A.J Pierzynski. He did look like a deer in headlights when he got bitchslapped though, you know that same look he gets when he looks up at the scoreboard to see his .244 average displayed to sold out stadiums, ...yeeeah.

It's a good thing those Cub fans didn't see this goin on, who knows what coulda happened, flooding of the field, fans taking out Jeff Francouer for killing em for 2 doubles and 3 rbi that day. I thought that stuff only happened at Comiskey? hmm. Get your shit together Cubbies and stop watching old baseball comedies, no matter how much of a classic it is!! Hey bartender Joe Boo needs a refill!!

-db

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